"The
beauty of the joke is that it can be used to make others forget
their problems, if only for a moment."
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Anonymous ]
Mister Lester Pfister
got his tongue caught in a twister,
whilst his sister, Misty Aster,
watched the twister whistle past her.
So though Mister Pfister's twister
missed Miss Misty Aster Pfister,
Lester's listing on his keester
with a twisted blistered taster.
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Peter Piper picked a
peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A Tudor who tooted a
flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
A twister of twists
once twisted a twist;
A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
Betty bought some
butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
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