Snowman Jokes!

 Where does a Snowman go to Dance?

To the Snow Ball!

What does a Snowman eat for Breakfast?

Snow Flakes.

How does a Snowman travel around the Neighborhood?

He rides his icicle.

What does a Snowman take when he is sick?

A Chill Pill.

What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?

Ice Tea!

What kind of Hat does a Snowman wear?

An Ice Cap.

What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?

Lost!

How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?

The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up, jewelry, and fake eyelashes.

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