Imagine ....... If and why .....

> > >Imagine.......
> > >
> > >
> > >If you got into a taxi and he started driving
> > >backwards, would the taxi driver end up
> > >owing you money?
> > >
> > >
> > >If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is
> > >supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how
> > >cold is it going to be?
> > >
> > >
> > >Why is it called building when it is already
> > >built?
> > >
> > >
> > >If pro is the opposite of con, is progress
> > >the opposite of congress?
> > >
> > >
> > >If you drop a chameleon in water, will it
> > >turn clear?
> > >
> > >
> > >If tin whistles are made of tin, what do
> > >they make fog horns out of?
> > >
> > >
> > >Is it possible to be totally partial?
> > >
> > >
> > >If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it
> > >a success?
> > >
> > >
> > >Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call
> > >what they do "practice"?
> > >
> > >
> > >If all the world is a stage where is the
> > >audience sitting?
> > >
> > >
> > >If work is so terrific, how come they have
> > >to pay you to do it?
> > >
> > >
> > >If you're not supposed to drink and drive,
> > >then why do bars have parking lots?
> > >
> > >
> > >If you take an Oriental person and spin
> > >him around several times, does he become
> > >disoriented?
> > >
> > >
> > >If people from Poland are called Poles, why
> > >aren't people from Holland called Holes?
> > >
> > >
> > >Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
> > >enjoy adultery?
> > >
> > >
> > >Why is the man who invests all your money
> > >called a broker?
> > >
> > >
> > >When cheese gets its picture taken, what
> > >does it say?
> > >
> > >
> > >If horrific means to make horrible, does
> > >terrific mean to make terrible?
> > >
> > >
> > >Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
> > >
> > >
> > >If lawyers are debarred and clergymen
> > >defrocked, doesn't it follow that
> > >electricians can be delighted, musicians
> > >denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
> > >dry cleaners depressed?
> > >
> > >
> > >Why is it if someone tells you there are 1
> > >billion stars in the universe, you will
> > >believe them but if they tell you a wall as
> > >wet paint you will have to touch it to be
> > >sure?
> > >
> > >
> > >If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they
> > >call it Fed UP?
> > >
> > >
> > >Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> > >
> > >
> > >I thought how people seem to read the Bible
> > >a whole lot more as they get older, then it
> > >dawned on me ...they are cramming for their
> > >final exams.
> > >
> > >
> > >I thought how mothers feed their babies with
> > >tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
> > >what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
> > >
> > >
> > >Why do they put pictures of criminals up in
> > >the Post Office? Are we supposed to write to
> > >them? Why don't they put their pictures on
> > >the postage stamps so the mailman could look
> > >for them while delivering the mail?
> > >
> > >
> > >If olive oil comes from olives, where does
> > >baby oil come from?
> > >
> > >

>>>>Anonymous

> > >Summitted by:
> > >Clement & Yvonne Tseng 

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