An Anecdote To Relief

Stress, Frustration, Anger, Overworked
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A Courteous Person
- One who says "Excuse me" before farting and "Sorry" after that.

A Dishonest Person
- One who farts and then blames one's dog.

A Foolish Person
- One who suppresses a fart for hours.

A Knowledgeable Person
- One who knows when to fart.

A Miserable Person
- One who truly enjoys to fart but cannot.

A Mysterious Person
- One who exhudes undetectable farts.

A Nervous Person
- One who stops in the middle of a fart.

A Proud Person
- One who think his farts are extremely pleasant.

A Sadistic Person
- One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bed mate.

A Scientific Person
- One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution.

A Shy Person
- One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

A Stereotype Person
- One who farts regularly.

A Strategic Person
- One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter.

A Stupid Person
- One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up.

A Thrifty Person
- One who has farts in reserve.

A Vain Person
- One who loves the smell of one's own fart.

An Amiable Person
- One who loves the smell of other people's fart.

An Anti-Social Person
- One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

An Aquatic Person
- One who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.

An Athletic Person
- One who farts at the slightest exertion.

An Honest Person
- One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason.

An Intelligent Person
- One who can determine the smell of his neighbours' farts.

An Unfortunate Person
- One who tries to fart but shits instead.



.....so which one descibes you?

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